Bring some lurrve to any christmas gathering with the only mistletoe that guarantees you some action. Just find the man or woman of your dreams, hoist MistleTony into the air and shake to woo!
Speaking for the boys, is Tony, a much maligned (alleged) mobster, who despite all reports to the contrary has a heart of purest gold and, of course, a cultured intuition where landing fine broads is concerned.
And, representing the Ladies, theres Toni who hails the other side of the big pond, beautiful Somerset, where the grass is oh-so green and cider grows on trees. If Tonis seductive words don’t land you a smacker from a nearby male then she’ll fricassée her wellies.
To keep it fresh, you can record your own words of woo too. MistleTony will save them in a nice easy-to-manage list.
Does your love live far, far away? Yes. In that case just press a couple of buttons to dispatch a MistleTony e-card to, quite literally, any corner of the webiverse. There really is no limit to the amount of sweet talking you & MistleTony can do.
Merry Christmas from everyone at ArtScience xx